Zero Stars. Would Not Recommend.

Your official review of absolutely everything.

This bold text-only design delivers maximum deadpan energy with five aggressively crossed-out stars.

Details

• Unisex graphic T-shirt with a soft, lightweight feel
• Ring-spun cotton construction (fiber content varies by color)
• Direct-to-garment printed design
• Classic fit with tear-away label
• Made to order

Fit & Sizing

Unisex fit. Order your usual size for a relaxed everyday fit, size down for a closer fit, or size up for an oversized look.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Do not iron directly on the artwork.

Accessories shown in the styled photo are not included. Colors may vary slightly by screen, and print placement may vary slightly because each shirt is made to order.