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Unhinged in practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Professionally Unhinged graphic tee features bold retro lettering, a mischievous winking smiley face, pink sparkles, and a lightning-bolt underline. It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who handles responsibilities while remaining just a little feral underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight unisex T-shirt has a soft, breathable feel and an easy everyday fit. Pair it with jeans, distressed shorts, leggings, or layered accessories for a funny retro look that works at home, on casual days, and anywhere your professional composure is being tested.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDESIGN DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• “Professionally Unhinged” retro graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Winking smiley face, pink sparkles, and lightning-bolt accent\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Cream, pink, and black color palette\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Professionally printed directly onto the garment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight fabric: 153 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Available in Black, Dark Brown, Dark Heather, Military Green, Natural, Sport Grey, and White\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Available in sizes S–2XL, subject to current availability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFABRIC CONTENT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Dark Heather: 65% polyester and 35% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Fiber content may vary slightly by color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft and breathable ring-spun cotton construction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tubular knit design with no side seams for a smooth, clean drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain its shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• DTG-printed front design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Made to order especially for you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFIT AND SIZING\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex shirt with a comfortable everyday fit. Order your usual size for a relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized look or size down for a more fitted style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease review the size chart before ordering. Because every shirt is made to order, garment measurements are the best way to select your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C\/90°F, with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not dry-clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Turn the shirt inside out before washing to help protect the design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not iron directly over the printed artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Print placement and color may also vary slightly due to the made-to-order printing process.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for one Professionally Unhinged T-shirt. Accessories and decorative items shown in the styled photographs are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":47180129763526,"sku":"83593821433877573073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47180129796294,"sku":"27363518000133261065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ 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